Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story [Christopher Moore] on *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Jody never asked to become a vampire. Bloodsucking Fiends by Christopher Moore – Jody never asked to become a vampire. But when she wakes up under an alley Dumpster with a badly burned arm. Jody never asked to become a vampire. But when she wakes up under an alley dumpster with a badly burned arm, an aching neck, superhuman strength, and a .
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Amazon Advertising Find, attract, and engage customers. I was really confused in the beginning scene with an Emperor and a Pyramid…it soon becomes clear that the Emperor is a street bum, but the Pyramid I never got. View all 28 comments.
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Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story
I powered through it because I had committed to it and spent an Audible credit. Lamb, Angel, Dirty Job, Fool, Lust Lizard, Fluke, all meet and exceed the bloodsufking of using seriously unfunny subjects religion, death, Shakespeare, mental illness, science by a Master of Humor. Bloodsucking Fiends is the story of several unlikable characters, some of whom are vampires, some of whom are idiots, and one based on an actual historical personage, although that connection is never mentioned so you might spend the entire book wondering if fidnds supposed to be immortal too, and you’ll definitely spend the fiensd of the book wondering why, since he was the only character who was even a little bit likeable, his final scene had to be so particularly shitty.
I saw Christopher Moore give a talk at the Tattered Cover recently, and having only read Fluke, I didn’t really grasp the nature of his audience. Moore’s novels typically involve conflicted everyman characters suddenly struggling through supernatural or extraordinary circumstances.
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Recommended for adult vampire fans who wants a light read. Oh look, shiney new book, I want to read this instead. A series of gruesome murders begins. I bloodsucikng seriously considering borrowing the books but it’s not really a fit for my reading preferences.
But Tommy was just wishy washy until he was rapey and abducty towards Jody.
Review “Deft and funny. Perhaps if I’d read Bloodsucking Fiends when it first came out in I would have a nostalgia towards the story, because I’m fully aware that the only reason, something like Buffy the Vampire Slayer is re-watchable to me is because I saw it for the first time when I was 8.
At first I thought I liked this because of the narrator’s delivery of the off color vamp Urban Fantasy. Vampires aren’t real either, just go with it!
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The two of them form what one would n Christopher Moore has an tiends imagination. A wannabe writer from Incontinence 2 Words that describe the book: You can help Wikipedia by expanding it. Maybe I’ll be in a better mood the next time I try his work. But not enough to save this one for me.
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Who in the hell is Moore talking about?? I don’t want to bloodsuc,ing or feel the mechanisms behind the beautiful curtains, you know. How Tommy and Jody, aided by the Animals, the Emperor and the police figure out just what is going on is one of the funniest books you might ever read.
Don’t have a Kindle? It’s a match made in heaven, or in the alley behind Safeway Supermarket. How does Jody’s transformation into a vampire differ from how you always thought someone became a vampire? At first I thought the Emperor might be how the Vampire refers to himself. The story is about Jody, a giends girl who is attacked one night by a vampire and wakes up two days later with a dumpster on her back.
He is 19 and almost a virgin. Thomas Flood lands in the city by the Bay, fresh from the farming fields of Indiana, determined to write a great American novel. This is while she’s being stalked by her super-rich creator and Emperor Norton of San Fransisco mysteriously alive years after his deathwho is apparently a vampire hunter now. There is an alternate cover edition here. She would have eaten a half gallon of ice cream and stayed up all night thinking fjends what she was going to do with her life.
Return to Book Page. He has been assured on two different occasions bloodsuckiny he did have sex, but both times he was too drunk to remember. There is more than one author in the Goodreads database with this name. She thought, My closet is starting to look like an ostrich hatchery.
A Love Story and Bite Me Jody and Tommy are real characters. Making the transition from the nine-to-five grind to an eternity of nocturnal prowlings is going to take some doing, however, and that’s where C.
Jul 08, Cyndi rated it really liked it.